Saturday, October 30, 2010

Teen Detectives Inc. Spooky Halloween Special! Part Two.

Our spooky Halloween Special continues! Are you ready? Then I'll begin.Nancy takes a search at Fenton's notebook and ascertains that he has a serial of dates in it - that agree to the dates of concerts performed by rock star Allison Troy. I ever thought Alison was a girl's name, but I ask if I said that to Alice Cooper he'd get the shit out of me with his guitar. Apparently, each of the art thefts took place during the concerts.

rank tells Nancy that she's meddling in their father's example and she LOLs at him. Then Joe suggests that him and Frank go to Transylvania and liaise with her in Munich, but she tells him she's going to Transylvania. Right now, in fact.Frank, Joe and the band arrive in Transylvania and make a feeling at the castle. There's another thunderstorm. That crazy Transylvanian atmospheric pressure. While they're outside, there's someone moving about. inside. We don't get to see his face, but he's very pale. Not to scare anyone, but I believe he might be a vampire!!!

Vampires drink blood, are sensitized to sunlight, and enjoy their bling.
When they get to their hotel, they find Stavlin there, chilling with the locals and complaining about kids these days, etc. Spooky! The mayor of the town suggests that Stavlin isn't really angry about the rockfest so often as he scared of someone. or something. Stavlin makes the Hardys promise that he'll do to them if they feel any intelligence of their father. When they show at the hotel, they see that their mother had signed in the hotel, sometime earlier. The boys resolve to sing to Allison Troy himself.The rock concert is roughly the lamest concert I've always seen. You know the way old men dance at weddings? Yeah, that's how hardcore this concert is. Spooky! Allison's lyrics are pretty great though: "Good for nothing, bad in bed / Nobody likes you and you're better off dead / Goodbye, goodbye."
Rock musicians: super hardcore.
Allison warns them that nobody - but nobody! - is allowed land to the caverns under the castle. So the Mayor decides to go downward to the caverns. Then Fenton's bearded companion warns him that it's extremely dangerous. Oh, those superstitious bearded companions! Stavlin also warns against it. Spooky! Turns out Joe can actually sing, so he takes to the leg while Frank investigates. Nancy and Bess arrive; Bess thinks Joe is totally hot. They get off into the caverns, too.The mayor's party is the beginning to assume a wrong turn. They end up by a door marked with Dracula's crest. The bearded companion panics, and the others laugh at him, but they watch him off from it anyway. The mayor notices that, as the leave, the rock roof starts to crumble. Then the door starts to open. The company goes through a torture chamber and one of them - the hotel owner - starts to lag behind. A ringed hand reaches for him.Frank stumbles across the hotel owner's body. He's in one of the cells, unconscous but alive. Unfortunately, while he's in the cell, someone with a pale ringed hand decides to engage him in. Then Bess and Nancy arrive on the scene - just in time to see that the hotel owner has two small puncture wounds on the home of his neck! Some sort of bicycle wheel repaire gone horribly wrong, perhaps? Bess runs for a doctor while Nancy picks the lock with a hairpin. With this knew, spooky angle to the mystery, Nancy and Frank agree to begin working together.
Not pictured: Nancy holding Frank's testicles in a vice-like grip. Who's the Alpha Male now, huh?
Joe's unimpressed that Nancy has united them, until she reveals that she thinks she's found their father. He was found by some monks, and the reason Interpol hadn't found him was that he only had ID with his alias on it with him. Obviously! Luckily, Nancy is smarter than Interpol.Frank and Joe visit Fenton, and Frank tries very difficult to emote. He's been unconscious for at least four days. Turns out he's got the same puncture wound. Spooky! Then Frank, Joe and Nancy all pretend not to trust in vampires, and ride off into the night.THRILLING CONCLUSION TOMORROW!But first, a little mystery! Allison's audience are all robed in spooky costume for the occasion. That's all good and fine, but what the blaze is this guy dressed as?

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