
fan
Turn the TV on, throw my reach in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the frame just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can learn me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'do I can
Today I don't look like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't look like picking up my phone, so provide a substance at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a very nice girl, have some very nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll only have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'do I can
Today I don't look like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't look like picking up my phone, so provide a substance at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don't look like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't look like picking up my phone, so provide a substance at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all